“Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace” still haunts my DVD cabinet, 20 years later…

May of 1999 was a heady time for me. I was 32, and getting married in a month. My bachelor days were melting away into a new chapter of my life. I was going from an apartment to a house. As my fiancee (present-day wife) and I were planning the details of our life together,…